DISQUS

Electric Mermaid: Renting Sucks

  • ZinggniZ · 1 year ago
    Haha! The management at my apartment is horrible, too. Wish I had an attic though!
  • Awesome · 1 year ago
    I bet if you 'make' an attic, your management company will take more notice of your needs as a tenant. Lol
  • 2mara · 1 year ago
    You should start stashing things in your attic. Then make a treasure map and busy shit in your yard too.

    It would be awesome.

    Bury like really random things like toothbrushes and sneakers.

    Always mess with their heads :-P
    ~2
  • 2mara · 1 year ago
    bury it rather, damn it!
  • Carolina Z · 1 year ago
    Ok, let's focus on broccoli in the attic. My ex-husband and I once engaged in a 2-month trip to Brazil and I left him in charge of emptying and shutting down the fridge.

    Somehow, "big mistake" doesn't quite seem to grasp it.

    It was a simple task. And he did turn it off, all right.
    With a broccoli left inside. One of the big ones, hybrid kind. Or something.

    We could smell it from the corner of our street. I am not kidding.
    I still am overcome by flashes of that scent when I open my fridge, from time to time. It's been 5 years.

    And it's another fridge.

    Either you are criminal master mind of the greatest kind... a raw talent, really. Or you damn well know what you're talking about. Either ways... kudos! ;)

    Love your blog, take care!