Haha! I think this guys lived down the hall from me Freshman year in college.... One day, my guy found a tiny 1 inch penis toy and glued it to my neighbor's door. Pretty funny, but way better than drawings.
Anywho, people always seem to short-change vaginas when it comes down to vandalism. I guess it's because peni (plural of penis?) are easier to draw.
~jw
Awesome
· 1 year ago
That is so awesome. I am going to go find tiny penis figurines and glue them to my door to ward of penis drawers.
I told my friend 2mara that I am just going to glue two foam balls to the bottom of my mailbox and a half-circle foam ball to the front of my mailbox. Maybe that will scare the lil graffiti artists away.
And you are so right. Why do vaginas get the short end of the stick (no pun intended) when it comes to vandalism. Damn penises and their magnetism!
2mara
· 1 year ago
Your disturbed by the drawing, yet I am disturbed by the accompanying "tag lines".
I am assuming that this is not the actual photo of your artist because I can't make out a vagina... you did however mention it was tiny, so hmn....
I am worried about these vandals though... seriously... "punch your dick"
And the "wee" in question looks somewhat like one of those super soaker water guns. They should really teach them in school how to draw a proper phallus as well as what how to properly take care of one's "own" self.. .lmao @ "punch your dick" ~2
Awesome
· 1 year ago
You caught me, I am passing off fake penis drawing photos as my own. *Sob* It's a sickness and I can't help it.
It actually said "eeny meeny miney vagina" on my door. I think Moe is going to be mad he was replaced by a vagina.
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Anywho, people always seem to short-change vaginas when it comes down to vandalism. I guess it's because peni (plural of penis?) are easier to draw.
~jw
I told my friend 2mara that I am just going to glue two foam balls to the bottom of my mailbox and a half-circle foam ball to the front of my mailbox. Maybe that will scare the lil graffiti artists away.
And you are so right. Why do vaginas get the short end of the stick (no pun intended) when it comes to vandalism. Damn penises and their magnetism!
I am assuming that this is not the actual photo of your artist because I can't make out a vagina... you did however mention it was tiny, so hmn....
I am worried about these vandals though... seriously... "punch your dick"
And the "wee" in question looks somewhat like one of those super soaker water guns. They should really teach them in school how to draw a proper phallus as well as what how to properly take care of one's "own" self.. .lmao @ "punch your dick"
~2
It actually said "eeny meeny miney vagina" on my door. I think Moe is going to be mad he was replaced by a vagina.