DISQUS

Electric Mermaid: Birds and the Bees and the Sneeze

  • 2mara · 1 year ago
    HAHAHAHA!!!!!
  • Awesome · 1 year ago
    Oh you laugh now missy, but wait another 5 or so years when it is YOUR turn. Then who will be laughing?
  • erick · 1 year ago
    BAHAHAH. Your site is just what I've been looking for all my life. You are right on with your approach to parenting. Well, I'm saying this because now I don't feel so bad about how direct I am with my lil punk ass.
  • Awesome · 1 year ago
    I know, I'm all about the truth with my brats.

    I am so over euphemistic parenting. What is that?! Telling your kids to name their privates 'wee wee' and talking like a baby is just going to turn them into unibombers later in life.

    Of course I've had a few showdowns with their school because of my parenting 'approach' but eh, screw em! :)
  • Matt · 1 year ago
    lol. Went through this discussion with my two not long ago. Sounds like you used the same book I did (orgasm=sneeze). :)
  • Awesome · 1 year ago
    I'm just glad my son hasn't wanted to read it. He is all about the snot and boogers and I just know he would ask about it in reference to the sneezing.

    On the other hand, every time anyone sneezes I get knowing 8-yr-old looks from Precious.
  • Juliet · 1 year ago
    Ah, kids. They always say just the thing, don't they? lol
  • Awesome · 1 year ago
    yes they do. unfortunately mine say just the thing that might get me in trouble one day. lol